Bouta get drunk and show my new coworkers what I’m all about

I’m quite flirty with people when I’m drunk (boys and girls) so I hope I don’t lead this girl on tonight. She’s already expressed interest in me.


How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…

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My cats so lucky; she gets to watch me parade around naked or in cute underwear a lot.


"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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